Why is Joshua Garcia such a lucky dude?
From the perspective of a very jealous man
As a straight guy, it’s easy to hate Joshua Garcia. It’s not because he has an attitude problem; he rarely makes headlines for the wrong reasons. No, it’s because while the average guy dreams of getting the girl(s), earning the big bucks, and basking in everyone’s adoration, Joshua is out living these realities.
His onscreen/offscreen romances are 
majestic
With the right charisma, confidence, and blessed genes, the average man has a fighting chance with his dream girl. But when you have kissing scenes with both Janella Salvador (Valentina) AND Jane De Leon (Darna) IN THE SAME SERIES, that is more than chance – that’s called winning the f*cking lottery.
Two transcendent women, both radiating sex appeal and talent, possessing faces sculpted by the gods, in the arms of one lucky SOB. We’re talking about Janella, who somehow only got hotter as a mom – snakes, bass guitar, and salty exes included. We’re talking about Jane, who has always been gorgeous since 2019’s Halik, and now looks stunning as Darna.
Joshua’s offscreen romance ain’t bad either. Bella Racelis is freaking beautiful. Yes, we know, their relationship is only a rumor. But there have been enough Instagram flirting and eyewitness accounts to prove that something at least is going on between the two.
No man should be this lucky. No one should have this much power.
Trending ang kissing scene nina Joshua Garcia at Janella Salvador sa Kapamilya primetime series na "Mars Ravelo's Darna." Taong 2019 nang unang magtambal ang "JoshNella" sa ABS-CBN series na "The Killer Bride." pic.twitter.com/YY2ygOwC4z
— ABS-CBN News (@ABSCBNNews) October 27, 2022
Kiss. #darna #darnaendofdarkness #JaneDeLeon #joshuagarcia #JaneShua pic.twitter.com/1izVx0fzb3
— tineganda (@tinedahboss) November 1, 2022
His Tiktok is legendary
As soon as we open our Tiktoks, there he is with his mopped haircut, reluctant dancing, and a boyish grin that launches a million likes. Joshua Garcia is the toast of FYPs, including those of Nicki Minaj, Pia Wurtzbach, and other fellow Tiktok creators.
But what makes Joshua’s Tiktoks special? He’s certainly not the lone good-looking dude on an app where lip-syncing merits thousands of followers. Nor is he a Niana Guerrero – the comments point out that the hardest step in his dancing is being “pogi”.
And yet, rarely does anyone cause a seismic shift with each post. Hearts are melted and kiligs are assured, while Joshua does the most low-effort kembot possible.
@iam.joshuagarcia Miss me? No filtoor! #fyp #foryou #foryoupage
♬ Thick Fine Woman (feat. Lil’ Ronny Mothaf, Fat Pimp & No Shame) – Chalie Boy
So again, where does Joshua get his charm? Our interns believe it lies in his “harmless, soft boy” aura. “He does not come off as mayabang”, says Ella. “His dances are super simple. Joshua doesn’t act like he knows what he’s doing, like he’s recording a thirst trap, even if it kinda is.”
“He’s a celebrity, but he doesn’t take himself too seriously.”, chimes Gabbë. “Joshua knows it’s just dancing, even if it’s for millions of people.”
“He’s humble, but not a pushover”, says Mary. “There’s a difference between being confident, too cocky, and insecure, and he toes those lines.”
It seems that Joshua Garcia serves as a sanctuary in a digital space saturated with gym selfies, red flags exposês, and traumatic breakup stories. He’s the boy your mom always dreamed of, who also happens to be successful, talented, and of course, pogi. He’s a Wattpad character come to life, with the fortune of an anime protagonist. He’s the proof that God does have his favorites and boy, are they blessed.
When we grow up, we want to be Joshua Garcia.
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