After monoliths, we now have disappearing wooden dicks
Oh, 2020
After the whole monolith debacle (is it a PR stunt? Actual aliens?) in Utah, Romania, and now, California, there’s now a new giant disappearing and reappearing sculpture: a 7ft dick. We’re not kidding, it’s just another typical Friday in 2020.
The giant wooden phallus is a staple in the mountainside of Gruenten, Germany. It’s been reported that only a pile of sawdust was left in its place over the weekend.
Once authorities started getting to the bottom of it (no pun intended), a fresh phallus statue was immediately re-erected (pun intended) in its place.
Talk about a second coming (okay, we’ll stop).
There’s no clear answer to how the original statue was erected in the first place. Local stories say that it was an ancient prank from a young man whose family didn’t like the present, as they chose to abandon the 440-pound statue. It’s since been dubbed a ‘cultural monument’ by Google Map.
Meanwhile, authorities still aren’t sure if any foul play is involved, as the dick seemed just to come and go like a thief in the night.
When all else fails
Banner graphic by Beatrix Zaragoza
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