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After monoliths, we now have disappearing wooden dicks

Oh, 2020

After the whole monolith debacle (is it a PR stunt? Actual aliens?) in Utah, Romania, and now, California, there’s now a new giant disappearing and reappearing sculpture: a 7ft dick. We’re not kidding, it’s just another typical Friday in 2020.

The giant wooden phallus is a staple in the mountainside of Gruenten, Germany. It’s been reported that only a pile of sawdust was left in its place over the weekend.

Once authorities started getting to the bottom of it (no pun intended), a fresh phallus statue was immediately re-erected (pun intended) in its place.

Talk about a second coming (okay, we’ll stop).

Original statue

 

New statue

There’s no clear answer to how the original statue was erected in the first place. Local stories say that it was an ancient prank from a young man whose family didn’t like the present, as they chose to abandon the 440-pound statue. It’s since been dubbed a ‘cultural monument’ by Google Map.

Meanwhile, authorities still aren’t sure if any foul play is involved, as the dick seemed just to come and go like a thief in the night.

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